I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole." ― Robin Williams

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Love your life. That's a direct route to something people used to call "happiness". ― Clementine Holzinger

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And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish! Give it up! ― Robin Williams

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From the beginning men used God to justify the unjustifiable.

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Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself. ― Robin Williams

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Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun. ― Robin Williams

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You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. ― Robin Williams

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The human spirit is more powerful than any drug - and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter. ― Robin Williams

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I never did cheesecake; I just used my hair.

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The longer I live, the more convinced am I that this planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.

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