You don't write because you want to say something, you write because you have something to say.

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History isn't something you look back at and say it was inevitable, it happens because people make decisions that are sometimes very impulsive and of the moment, but those moments are cumulative realities.- Marsha P. Johnson

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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.- Mitch Hedberg

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The most lively young people become the best old people, not those who pretend to be as wise as grandfathers while they are still in school.

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He showed me his scars, and in return he let me pretend that I had none. ― Madeline Miller

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If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And then come to my house because I have vodka. Oh, look—it’s a party!

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You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.- Mitch Hedberg

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What man can pretend to know the riddle of a woman's mind?

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Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you. ― Kurt Cobain

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Just believe in yourself. Even if you don’t pretend that you do and, at some point, you will. — Venus Williams

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