I don't want to be a coach because I've seen all the other players who have done that. In just one season, you age five years. - Luca Toni

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Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!- Mitch Hedberg

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Do not allow people to dim your shine because they are blinded. Tell them to put some sunglasses on. — Lady Gaga

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Always end your book with Nelson Mandela saying something about rainbows or renaissances. Because you care.- Binyavanga Wainaina

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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. -Mitch Hedberg

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Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you. ― Kurt Cobain

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A lucky thing Eva Peron was. She died at 32. I'm already 45.

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The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. ― C.S. Lewis

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Spiderman was my favorite comic book character growing up. I'm a geek, so I love the fact Peter Parker is into science. And I gravitate towards short guys. I'm 5' 9" now, but in junior high, I got picked on because I was 4' 8". - Josh Keaton

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I feel like I have to put on for my city, because we have so many legends and so many greats.- Megan Thee Stallion

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