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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.- Mitch Hedberg
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.- Mitch Hedberg
You must read, you must persevere, you must sit up nights, you must inquire, and exert the utmost power of your mind. If one way does not lead to the desired meaning, take another; if obstacles arise, then still another; until, if your strength holds out, you will find that clear which at first looked dark.
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.- Mitch Hedberg
I didn't have no friends or nothing; I was a nerdy kid.- Post Malone
Honestly, I'm not going to lie. I was a good kid. - Megan Thee Stallion
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. -Mitch Hedberg
I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.- Mitch Hedberg
If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking.
