LORD strengthen me where I am too weak and weaken me where I am too strong!

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giving up doesn't always mean your weak sometimes your just strong enough to let go.

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I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.- Mitch Hedberg

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I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.- Mitch Hedberg

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I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me. -Mitch Hedberg

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The sun himself is weak when he first rises, and gathers strength and courage as the day gets on. ― Charles Dickens

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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg

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I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.- Mitch Hedberg

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You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.- Mitch Hedberg

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I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people.- Mitch Hedberg

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