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I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.- Mitch Hedberg
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.- Mitch Hedberg
Impossible is just an opinion. — Paulo Coelho
Endurance is not just the ability to bear a hard thing, but to turn it into glory. -William Barclay
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.- Mitch Hedberg
Why can't I just eat my waffle?- Barack Obama
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.- Mitch Hedberg
You are enough just as you are. – Meghan Markle
You can have it all. You just can’t have it all at once. — Oprah Winfrey
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.- Mitch Hedberg