Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!- Mitch Hedberg

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I've always been mad about cats.

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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.- Mitch Hedberg

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The aim of psychoanalysis is to relieve people of their neurotic unhappiness so that they can be normally unhappy.

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I could feel my anger dissipating as the miles went by--you can't run and stay mad!

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I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.- Mitch Hedberg

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There are four types: the cretin, the imbecile, the stupid and the mad. Normality is a balanced mixture of all four.

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We are all born mad. Some remain so. -Samuel Beckett

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Do as we say, and not as we do.

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Do what is true to your soul. — Malini Saba

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