Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.- Mitch Hedberg

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The aim of psychoanalysis is to relieve people of their neurotic unhappiness so that they can be normally unhappy.

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If you can dream it, you can do it. —  Walt Disney

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I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.- Mitch Hedberg

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To be a woman is a great adventure; To drive men mad is a heroic thing.

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People who try hard to do the right thing always seem mad.

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Do what is true to your soul. — Malini Saba

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Do what you have to do until you can do what you want to do. — Oprah Winfrey

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When you're too mad and too rattled to see straight, you're bound to make mistakes. You can't go on and on for years being miserable about a situation and not have it change you. You get so you can't stand yourself.

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Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. – Henry David Thoreau

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