Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. -Dr. Seuss

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The more one is hated, I find, the happier one is.

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Our opponents maintain that we are confronted with insurmountable political obstacles, but that may be said of the smallest obstacle if one has no desire to surmount it. - Theodor Herzl

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Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. — Buddha

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Whatever you are, be a good one. ―Abraham Lincoln

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Being a candle is difficult because one must first burn in order to emit light. ― Shree Shambav

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Don't blow off another's candle for it won't make yours shine brighter. ― Jaachynma N.E. Agu

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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.- Mitch Hedberg

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I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people.- Mitch Hedberg

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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.- Mitch Hedberg

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