There's no Peter York Foundation, and you're no one without one. - Peter York

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Peter Dinklage is one of my oldest friends from New York! - Sam Trammell

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I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to. -Jimi Hendrix

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Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. — Buddha

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Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!- Mitch Hedberg

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I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.- Mitch Hedberg

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Don't blow off another's candle for it won't make yours shine brighter. ― Jaachynma N.E. Agu

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No one has ever become poor by giving.” — Anne Frank

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My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me. -Henry Ford

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Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.- Mitch Hedberg

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