No one has ever become poor by giving.” — Anne Frank

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Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.- Mitch Hedberg

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Inuyasha' is one of my favorite animes.- Megan Thee Stallion

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Whatever you are, be a good one. ― Abraham Lincoln

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I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.- Mitch Hedberg

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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.- Mitch Hedberg

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I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to. -Jimi Hendrix

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I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people.- Mitch Hedberg

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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.- Mitch Hedberg

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Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.- Mitch Hedberg

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