I did NOT have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. ― Imelda Marcos

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One could not count the moons that shimmer on her roofs, Or the thousand splendid suns that hide behind her walls. ― Khaled Hosseini

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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.- Mitch Hedberg

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I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.- Mitch Hedberg

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The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn. ― Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Come, come, whoever you are. Wanderer, worshiper, lover of leaving. It doesn't matter. Ours is not a caravan of despair. come, even if you have broken your vows a thousand times. Come, yet again , come , come. ― Rumi

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I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people.- Mitch Hedberg

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Love had a thousand shapes.

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A thousand half-loves must be forsaken to take one whole heart home. ― Rumi

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I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.- Mitch Hedberg

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