Sometimes a thousand people say you are going in the wrong direction, but if you are a thousand times sure, keep walking! ― Mehmet Murat ildan

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A thousand Dreams within me softly burn

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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. -Mitch Hedberg

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The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn. ― Ralph Waldo Emerson

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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.- Mitch Hedberg

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Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck! ― Aladdin

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I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me. -Mitch Hedberg

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Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!- Mitch Hedberg

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A thousand half-loves must be forsaken to take one whole heart home. ― Rumi

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I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.- Mitch Hedberg

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