A thousand half-loves must be forsaken to take one whole heart home. ― Rumi

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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.- Mitch Hedberg

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One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.- Euripides

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I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me. -Mitch Hedberg

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An Immense hatred keeps me alive... i would live for a thousand years if i were certain of seeing the whole world croak.

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A thousand Dreams within me softly burn

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One could not count the moons that shimmer on her roofs, Or the thousand splendid suns that hide behind her walls. ― Khaled Hosseini

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Harry consists of a hundred or a thousand selves, not of two.

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Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.- Mitch Hedberg

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A well-sketched picture is worth a thousand words.

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