The greatest tragedy in life is to spend your whole life fishing only to discover it was never fish that you were after. ― Henry David Thoreau

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Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!- Mitch Hedberg

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It is never too late to be what you might have been. ― George Eliot

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Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.- Mitch Hedberg

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How did it get so late so soon? ― Dr. Seuss

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There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. ― Steven Wright

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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg

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I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.- Mitch Hedberg

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There is no such thing as 'too late' in life.

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You’re all about the chase but you won’t ever let me catch you. – Morgan Wallen

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