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There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist. - Terry Pratchett
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Unlikely
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Eight years involved with the nuclear industry have taught me that when nothing can possible go wrong and every avenue has been covered, then is the time to buy a house on the next continent. - Terry Pratchett
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Taught
Covered
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Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree. - Terry Pratchett
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Disagree
Although
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Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. Of course, I could be wrong. - Terry Pratchett
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Exercise
Might
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The 'New Testament', now, I quite liked. Jesus had a lot of good things to say, and as for his father, he must have been highly thought of by the community to work with wood - a material that couldn't have been widely available in Palestine. - Terry Pratchett
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Material
Community
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Freedom without limits is just a word. - Terry Pratchett
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Word
Without
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The harder I work, the luckier I become. - Terry Pratchett
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Luckier
Harder
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Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up. - Terry Pratchett
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Leeway
Blood
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Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces. - Terry Pratchett
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Menaces
Sophisticated
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Truthfully, without over-egging it, as I often do, the library and journalism, those things made me who I am. - Terry Pratchett
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Journalism
Library
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Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages. - Terry Pratchett
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Wages
Dreams
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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. - Terry Pratchett
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Forgotten
Worshipped
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They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance. - Terry Pratchett
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Ignorance
Dangerous
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Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon. - Terry Pratchett
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Shotgun
Mankind
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The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp. - Terry Pratchett
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Sword
Mightier
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It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living. - Terry Pratchett
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Called
Passes
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This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic. - Terry Pratchett
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Oncoming
Lane
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I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it. - Terry Pratchett
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Outside
Thinking
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Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playing with two queens all along. - Terry Pratchett
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Late
Playing
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Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett
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Insane
Exclamation
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