The 'New Testament', now, I quite liked. Jesus had a lot of good things to say, and as for his father, he must have been highly thought of by the community to work with wood - a material that couldn't have been widely available in Palestine. - Terry Pratchett

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Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.- Terry Pratchett

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The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp. - Terry Pratchett

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Eight years involved with the nuclear industry have taught me that when nothing can possible go wrong and every avenue has been covered, then is the time to buy a house on the next continent. - Terry Pratchett

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Growth is the only evidence of life. – John Henry Newman

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Truthfully, without over-egging it, as I often do, the library and journalism, those things made me who I am. - Terry Pratchett

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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. - Terry Pratchett

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The harder I work, the luckier I become. - Terry Pratchett

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Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you. ― Terry Pratchett

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I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it. - Terry Pratchett

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