There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist. - Terry Pratchett

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If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other. ― Mother Teresa

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Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you. ― Terry Pratchett

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It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living. - Terry Pratchett

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Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up. - Terry Pratchett

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The 'New Testament', now, I quite liked. Jesus had a lot of good things to say, and as for his father, he must have been highly thought of by the community to work with wood - a material that couldn't have been widely available in Palestine. - Terry Pratchett

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Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. Of course, I could be wrong. - Terry Pratchett

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Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten. — David Ogden Stiers

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Freedom without limits is just a word. - Terry Pratchett

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Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree. - Terry Pratchett

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