The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp. - Terry Pratchett

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Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. Of course, I could be wrong. - Terry Pratchett

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Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree. - Terry Pratchett

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Unless man is committed to the belief that all mankind are his brothers, then he labors in vain and hypocritically in the vineyards of equality.

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The harder I work, the luckier I become. - Terry Pratchett

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The 'New Testament', now, I quite liked. Jesus had a lot of good things to say, and as for his father, he must have been highly thought of by the community to work with wood - a material that couldn't have been widely available in Palestine. - Terry Pratchett

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They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance. - Terry Pratchett

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Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you. ― Terry Pratchett

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The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.

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Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces. - Terry Pratchett

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