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Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon. - Terry Pratchett

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Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages. - Terry Pratchett
And what would humans be without love?" RARE, said Death. ― Terry Pratchett
Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces. - Terry Pratchett
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. - Terry Pratchett
Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree. - Terry Pratchett
I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it. - Terry Pratchett
The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp. - Terry Pratchett
Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.- Terry Pratchett
Truthfully, without over-egging it, as I often do, the library and journalism, those things made me who I am. - Terry Pratchett
There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist. - Terry Pratchett