There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist. - Terry Pratchett

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Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces. - Terry Pratchett

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The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.

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The harder I work, the luckier I become. - Terry Pratchett

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Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. Of course, I could be wrong. - Terry Pratchett

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I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it. - Terry Pratchett

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Freedom without limits is just a word. - Terry Pratchett

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In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. ― Terry Pratchett

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It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living. - Terry Pratchett

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Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree. - Terry Pratchett

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