This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic. - Terry Pratchett

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Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playing with two queens all along. - Terry Pratchett

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The 'New Testament', now, I quite liked. Jesus had a lot of good things to say, and as for his father, he must have been highly thought of by the community to work with wood - a material that couldn't have been widely available in Palestine. - Terry Pratchett

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Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up. - Terry Pratchett

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Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces. - Terry Pratchett

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Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages. - Terry Pratchett

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The harder I work, the luckier I become. - Terry Pratchett

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Freedom without limits is just a word. - Terry Pratchett

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Home is the place where, when you have to go there, They have to take you in." "I should have called it Something you somehow haven't to deserve. ― Robert Frost

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Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. Of course, I could be wrong. - Terry Pratchett

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