Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playing with two queens all along. - Terry Pratchett

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Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you. ― Terry Pratchett

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Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

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Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon. - Terry Pratchett

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Home is the place where, when you have to go there, They have to take you in." "I should have called it Something you somehow haven't to deserve. ― Robert Frost

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Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces. - Terry Pratchett

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If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it? ― Albert Einstein

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It was actually Peter's idea that I should make the film. He called me in the very beginning, and I hadn't even read the book. So I read it and I liked it very much and I knew I'd certainly like to do it. - Bille August -

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In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. ― Terry Pratchett

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I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it. - Terry Pratchett

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