Eight years involved with the nuclear industry have taught me that when nothing can possible go wrong and every avenue has been covered, then is the time to buy a house on the next continent. - Terry Pratchett

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Nobody can hurt me without my permission. — Mahatma Gandhi

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Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages. - Terry Pratchett

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Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up. - Terry Pratchett

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Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible.’ — Audrey Hepburn

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The 'New Testament', now, I quite liked. Jesus had a lot of good things to say, and as for his father, he must have been highly thought of by the community to work with wood - a material that couldn't have been widely available in Palestine. - Terry Pratchett

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You never stop loving someone. You just learn to live without them.

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This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic. - Terry Pratchett

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Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon. - Terry Pratchett

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Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.- Terry Pratchett

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