Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. Of course, I could be wrong. - Terry Pratchett

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I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it. - Terry Pratchett

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If there’s life on other planets, then the earth is the Universe’s insane asylum. - Voltaire

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Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.- Terry Pratchett

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Eight years involved with the nuclear industry have taught me that when nothing can possible go wrong and every avenue has been covered, then is the time to buy a house on the next continent. - Terry Pratchett

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Truthfully, without over-egging it, as I often do, the library and journalism, those things made me who I am. - Terry Pratchett

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This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic. - Terry Pratchett

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Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon. - Terry Pratchett

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If there’s life on other planets, then the earth is the Universe’s insane asylum.

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Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces. - Terry Pratchett

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