In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. - Terry Pratchett

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Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you. ― Terry Pratchett

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Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up. - Terry Pratchett

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Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces. - Terry Pratchett

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The harder I work, the luckier I become. - Terry Pratchett

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Eight years involved with the nuclear industry have taught me that when nothing can possible go wrong and every avenue has been covered, then is the time to buy a house on the next continent. - Terry Pratchett

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The sword of the victorious man who has never been alone, inspired, empowered, victorious women

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Truthfully, without over-egging it, as I often do, the library and journalism, those things made me who I am. - Terry Pratchett

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Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. Of course, I could be wrong. - Terry Pratchett

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The 'New Testament', now, I quite liked. Jesus had a lot of good things to say, and as for his father, he must have been highly thought of by the community to work with wood - a material that couldn't have been widely available in Palestine. - Terry Pratchett

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