Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree. - Terry Pratchett

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And what would humans be without love?" RARE, said Death. ― Terry Pratchett

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Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages. - Terry Pratchett

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Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up. - Terry Pratchett

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There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist. - Terry Pratchett

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Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playing with two queens all along. - Terry Pratchett

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It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living. - Terry Pratchett

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Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

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Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you. ― Terry Pratchett

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Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces. - Terry Pratchett

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