In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. ― Terry Pratchett

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My journalistic heroes are all the guys like Peter Arnett of Vietnam, and my style in journalism is you got to stand there, and you got to see it with your own eyes. - Johnny Colt

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The greatest part of a writer’s time is spent in reading, in order to write. A man will turn over half a library to make a book. ― Samuel Johnson

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American journalism is a class institution, serving the rich and spurning the poor.

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Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces. - Terry Pratchett

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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. -Frank Zappa

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Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

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Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon. - Terry Pratchett

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The only thing that you absolutely have to know is the location of the library. — Albert Einstein

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Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up. - Terry Pratchett

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