Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon. - Terry Pratchett

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There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist. - Terry Pratchett

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The only thing that you absolutely have to know is the location of the library. — Albert Einstein

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Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playing with two queens all along. - Terry Pratchett

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Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. Of course, I could be wrong. - Terry Pratchett

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And what would humans be without love?" RARE, said Death. ― Terry Pratchett

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This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic. - Terry Pratchett

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Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.- Terry Pratchett

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In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. ― Terry Pratchett

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I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it. - Terry Pratchett

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