Truthfully, without over-egging it, as I often do, the library and journalism, those things made me who I am. - Terry Pratchett

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In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. ― Terry Pratchett

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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. - Terry Pratchett

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Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. Of course, I could be wrong. - Terry Pratchett

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And what would humans be without love?" RARE, said Death. ― Terry Pratchett

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Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon. - Terry Pratchett

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There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist. - Terry Pratchett

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Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree. - Terry Pratchett

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They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance. - Terry Pratchett

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Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playing with two queens all along. - Terry Pratchett

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