Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

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Eight years involved with the nuclear industry have taught me that when nothing can possible go wrong and every avenue has been covered, then is the time to buy a house on the next continent. - Terry Pratchett

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In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. ― Terry Pratchett

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The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp. - Terry Pratchett

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Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon. - Terry Pratchett

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They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance. - Terry Pratchett

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It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living. - Terry Pratchett

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The harder I work, the luckier I become. - Terry Pratchett

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Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces. - Terry Pratchett

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There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist. - Terry Pratchett

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