They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance. - Terry Pratchett

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And what would humans be without love?" RARE, said Death. ― Terry Pratchett

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In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. ― Terry Pratchett

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Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages. - Terry Pratchett

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Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon. - Terry Pratchett

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Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree. - Terry Pratchett

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It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living. - Terry Pratchett

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Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.- Terry Pratchett

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The 'New Testament', now, I quite liked. Jesus had a lot of good things to say, and as for his father, he must have been highly thought of by the community to work with wood - a material that couldn't have been widely available in Palestine. - Terry Pratchett

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Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up. - Terry Pratchett

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