In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. ― Terry Pratchett

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Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.- Terry Pratchett

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Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree. - Terry Pratchett

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Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playing with two queens all along. - Terry Pratchett

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Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. Of course, I could be wrong. - Terry Pratchett

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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. - Terry Pratchett

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Freedom without limits is just a word. - Terry Pratchett

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There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist. - Terry Pratchett

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Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you. ― Terry Pratchett

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Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces. - Terry Pratchett

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