Under every stone lurks a politician.

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No man is really honest; none of us is above the influence of gain.

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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.- Rodney Dangerfield

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It is only when we take chances that our lives improve. The initial and the most difficult risk we need to take is to become honest. — Walter Anderson

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I dreamed about these moments, and I think I hoped I would have them, but you don't know. So when the lucky break hits, it's like being Cinderella and hopefully midnight doesn't come.

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Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, "You can't cheat and honest man! Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump! ― W. C. Fields

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Everything in life is luck.- Donald Trump

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Nature is honest, we aren't; we embalm our dead.

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Can you blame me if I am pursued by the thought of how much we could do to remedy social evils, if only we had an honest and disinterested press?

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Cheap cigars come in handy; they stifle the odor of cheap politicians.

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