I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. -Rodney Dangerfield

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I dreamed about these moments, and I think I hoped I would have them, but you don't know. So when the lucky break hits, it's like being Cinderella and hopefully midnight doesn't come.

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America has the best politicians money can buy.

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As badly as I want a medal, I know there is a lot of luck involved in that. I want to put myself in position to be in the top three, give it my all and hope luck comes my way.

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No man is really honest; none of us is above the influence of gain.

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Champions make their own luck.

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Characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.

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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. -Rodney Dangerfield

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It is only when we take chances that our lives improve. The initial and the most difficult risk we need to take is to become honest. —Walter Anderson

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I'm only sort of a politician. -Alexei Navalny

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