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The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. -Rodney Dangerfield
Luck
Politician
Honest
Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.- Rodney Dangerfield
Slapped
Ugly
Doctor
Rodney Dangerfield
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. -Rodney Dangerfield
Night
Game
Out
Rodney Dangerfield
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. -Rodney Dangerfield
Hated
Were
Radio
Rodney Dangerfield
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home. -Rodney Dangerfield
Said
Nobody
Home
Rodney Dangerfield