Eat every meal as if it's your last; when the last one comes, you probably won't be very hungry.

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And so, Thanksgiving. Its the most amazing holiday. Just think about it — it's a miracle that once a year so many millions of Americans sit down to exactly the same meal as one another, exactly the same meal they grew up eating, and exactly the same meal they ate a year earlier. The turkey. The sweet potatoes. The stuffing. The pumpkin pie. Is there anything else we all can agree so vehemently about? I don't think so.

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I don't think any day is worth living without thinking about what you're going to eat next at all times.

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Insane people are always sure they're just fine. It's only the sane people who are willing to admit they're crazy.

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When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

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So, twice a week, I go to a beauty salon and have my hair blown dry. It’s cheaper by far than psychoanalysis, and much more uplifting.

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I think if you're lucky enough to find a voice in whatever you do, that voice will come sneaking out no matter what.

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I am continually fascinated at the difficulty intelligent people have in distinguishing what is controversial from what is merely offensive.

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You can settle for reality, or you can go off, like a fool, and dream another dream.

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Marriages come and go, but divorce is forever.

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