I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one.

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It wasn't love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.

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I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done.

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I am not funny. The writers were funny. My directors were funny. The situations were funny… What I am is brave. I have never been scared. Not when I did movies, certainly not when I was a model and not when I did I Love Lucy.

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I was shy for several years in my early days in Hollywood until I figured out that no one really gave a damn if I was shy or not, and I got over my shyness. Lucille Ball

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I'm not funny. What I am is brave.

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Luck? Luck is hard work - and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.

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A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he's not very bright.

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Some of the most gifted people I've ever met or read about are homosexual. How can you knock it?

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The more things you do, the more things you can do.

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