The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

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If you want something done, ask a busy person to do it. The more things you do, the more you can do.

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I'm not funny. What I am is brave.

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remember to recognize the small successes that you will have. Don't let the brightness of that big goal blind you to what happens on the way toward the goal. Meet one wave at a time and enjoy what progress you make. I want you please not to be taken up in the undertow of pessimism.

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People either have comedy or they don't. You can't teach it to them.

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How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them.

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It wasn't love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.

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Some of the most gifted people I've ever met or read about are homosexual. How can you knock it?

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Use a make-up table with everything close at hand and don't rush; otherwise you'll look like a patchwork quilt.

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The more things you do, the more things you can do.

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