#Quote

Asking who's the 'man' and who's the 'woman' in a same-sex relationship is like asking which chopstick is the fork.

Facebook
Twitter
More Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres
Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.
Human beings only use ten percent of their brains. Ten percent! Can you imagine how much we could accomplish if we used the other sixty percent?
If someone ever says you’re weird, say thank you.
Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?
I think we need more love in the world. We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter. I definitely want to contribute to that.
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to be true to yourself.
If anybody could put themselves in that situation of feeling a giant loud voice saying you don't deserve the same rights, you are different and you are not equal, it feels really bad.
Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost.
It's failure that gives you the proper perspective on success.