I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man. — Joe Biden

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Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love.

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How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.

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With a smile and a song, life is just like a bright sunny day. Your cares fade away. – Snow White

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There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.

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When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific. ― Lily Tomlin

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If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends. _ George Carlin

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That stupid saying "What you don't know can't hurt you" is ridiculous. What you don't know can kill you. If you don't know that tractor trailer trucks hurt when hitting you, then you can play in the middle of the interstate with no fear - but that doesn't mean you won't get killed. ― Dave Ramsey

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Keep the best, forget the rest.

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The happiness you’re looking for is all around you, don’t forget to notice it.

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