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There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.

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The interesting thing about grief, I think, is that it is its own size. It is not the size of you. It is its own size. And grief comes to you. You know what I mean? I’ve always liked that phrase “He was visited by grief,” because that’s really what it is. Grief is its own thing. It’s not like it’s in me and I’m going to deal with it. It’s a thing, and you have to be okay with its presence. If you try to ignore it, it will be like a wolf at your door.
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.
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I'm not a fan of facts. You see, the facts can change, but my opinion will never change, no matter what the facts are.
It is a well known fact that reality has liberal bias.
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