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More Quotes by Stephen Colbert
I hold a little fundraiser every day. Its called going to work.
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.
The fate of our country is now in the hands of people who don't think about what they want until they get right up to the register at McDonald's.
My grandfather did not travel across 4,000 miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this country overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland.
There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.
Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.
Give a man a suicide bomb, he blows up once. Teach a man to suicide bomb, he also blows up once.
This is America. We must defend the principles symbolized by Lady Liberty - unless she's on the pill, in which case, she is a giant green tramp.
The interesting thing about grief, I think, is that it is its own size. It is not the size of you. It is its own size. And grief comes to you. You know what I mean? I’ve always liked that phrase “He was visited by grief,” because that’s really what it is. Grief is its own thing. It’s not like it’s in me and I’m going to deal with it. It’s a thing, and you have to be okay with its presence. If you try to ignore it, it will be like a wolf at your door.
If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it.
