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More Quotes by Stephen Colbert
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.
Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity.
It is a well known fact that reality has liberal bias.
Thirty seconds is the exact amount of time Americans can tolerate something they don't understand.
Global warming isn't real because I was cold today! Also great news: world hunger is over because I just ate.
Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt.
There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.
Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.
If you love friends, you will serve your friends. If you love community, you will serve your community. If you love money, you will serve your money. And if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself. And you will have only yourself.
The fate of our country is now in the hands of people who don't think about what they want until they get right up to the register at McDonald's.
