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Christianity is the best way to cure gayness — just get on your knees, take a swig of wine, and accept the body of a man into your mouth.

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Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity.
Give a man a suicide bomb, he blows up once. Teach a man to suicide bomb, he also blows up once.
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If you love friends, you will serve your friends. If you love community, you will serve your community. If you love money, you will serve your money. And if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself. And you will have only yourself.
The fate of our country is now in the hands of people who don't think about what they want until they get right up to the register at McDonald's.
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