How did it get so late so soon? ― Dr. Seuss

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All the advantages of Christianity and alcohol; none of their defects.

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I like the good life too much, I'm not good at going on stage night after night and on wet Wednesday afternoons. _ Anthony Hopkins

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It is sad that people need alcohol to make them happy. ― Habeeb Akande

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Music always sounds better on Friday. _ Lou Brutus

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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. _ Henny Youngman

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Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.

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By the cross we, too, are crucified with Christ; but alive in Christ. We are no more rebels, but servants; no more servants, but sons! _ Frederic Farrar

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Always strive to excel, but only on weekends. _ Richard Rorty

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Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you’re so close to freedom. _ Lauren Oliver

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