My heart is broke, but I have some glue, help me inhale and mend it with you.

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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

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We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.

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If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.

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I understand what's it like to work all week and on Friday night just want to go and leave your brain at the door, buy some popcorn and be thrilled by something. _ Don Cheadle

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In the first Spider-Man, at the end of the movie, Peter Parker had to deny himself a relationship with a girl that he's in love with. The very next thing that happens is that he's swinging through the city. - John Dykstra

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Love is not a relationship, love is a state of being; it has nothing to do with anybody else. One is not "in love", one is love. And of course when one is love, one is in love – but that is an outcome, a by-product, that is not the source. The source is that one is love. ― Osho

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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. — Thomas A. Edison

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The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.

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