Friday The day after Thursday and before Saturday according to Rebecca Black. Also the most annoying day of the week now. ― Aaron Peckham

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

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Don't worry about letting the dogs out. It's Friday! Let them have a great weekend, too. ― Anthony T. Hincks

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On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead. ― Stephen Chbosky

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How do we know that we are not just characters in a computer-generated soap opera?

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It's Friday morning mankind!Good vibe,Don't Frown and let the monster see you smile! ― Napz Cherub Pellazo

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It was an ordinary day, a Friday, twenty minutes til lunchtime, five hours til quitting time and the weekend, ten months til vacation, thirty-seven years til retirement. Then the phone rang. ― Jack Finney

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I actually started off majoring in computer science, but I knew right away I wasn't going to stay with it. It was because I had this one professor who was the loneliest, saddest man I've ever known. He was a programmer, and I knew that I didn't want to do whatever he did. So after that, I switched to Communications.- J. Cole

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Although I cannot move, and I have to speak through a computer, in my mind, I am free.

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Compassion is a lifetime business. You can't say something like, "I will have compassion on Monday, Thursdays and Fridays only. But for the rest, I will be cruel". That is hypocrisy. ― Israelmore Ayivor

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