I can see it now: Osama bin Laden goes up to the pearly gates where George Washington comes out, starts beating him and is then joined by 70 other members of the Continental Congress. Osama will say, Hey, wait! Where are my 71 virgins? And George will reply It's 71 Virginians, you asshole! ― Robin Williams

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I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that. ― Robin Williams

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I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole." ― Robin Williams

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You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren't paying attention to. ― Robin Williams

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Hardships often prepare ordinary people for an extraordinary destiny. — C.S. Lewis

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We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we're shopper-borrowers. ― Robin Williams

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Overcome the notion that you must be regular. It robs you of the chance to be extraordinary. – Uta Hagen

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If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem. ― Robin Williams

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Out of the experience of extraordinary human disaster that lasted too long, must be born a society of which all humanity will be proud. — Nelson Mandela

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With ordinary talent and extraordinary perseverance, all things are attainable — Thomas Fowell Buxton

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