Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

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Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

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Link says if a girl says not to get her a birthday present that means get me a birthday present and make sure it’s jewelry. ― Kami Garcia

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I grabbed a pile of dust, and holding it up, foolishly asked for as many birthdays as the grains of dust, I forgot to ask that they be years of youth. ― Ovid

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I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody. ― George Burns

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Love is a flower that grows in any soil, works its sweet miracles undaunted by autumn frost or winter snow, blooming fair and fragrant all the year, and blessing those who give and those who receive.

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Time and tide wait for no man.

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Let gratitude be the pillow upon which you kneel to say your nightly prayer. And let faith be the bridge you build to overcome evil and welcome good. ― Maya Angelou

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