I will not say: do not weep; for not all tears are an evil.

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. -Mark Twain

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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

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Kindness is the language that the deaf can hear and the blind can see. – Mark Twain

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Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

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For all evils there are two remedies - time and silence.

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If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.

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