People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think. - George Carlin

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When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat. - George Carlin

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When someone is impatient and says, 'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day? - George Carlin

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The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time. — Thomas Edison

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An Immense hatred keeps me alive... i would live for a thousand years if i were certain of seeing the whole world croak.

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I am certain in my heart that all that I am, I have received from God.

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You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. - George Carlin

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People tell you the world looks a certain way. Parents tell you how to think. Schools tell you how to think. TV. Religion. And then at a certain point, if you’re lucky, you realize you can make up your own mind. Nobody sets the rules but you. You can design your own life. — Carrie Ann Moss

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Goodbyes are only for those who love with their eyes. Because for those who love with heart and soul there is no such thing as separation. ― Rumi

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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. - George Carlin

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