Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat. — F. Scott Fitzgerald

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There is no better teacher than adversity. Every defeat, every heartbreak, every loss, contains its own seed, its own lesson on how to improve your performance the next time.

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

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People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think. - George Carlin

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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin

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I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it. - George Carlin

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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. — George Carlin

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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. George Carlin

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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. - George Carlin

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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

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