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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. - George Carlin
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. George Carlin
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that. - George Carlin
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. — George Carlin
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. - George Carlin
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin
If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. - George Carlin
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. - George Carlin
