I usually just go on Google and spend my hours just Googling Jennifer Beals. I think it's possible that I have a slightly unordinary obsession with her. YouTube videos. Interviews with her. Pictures I put on my desktop and my phone.

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The game of history is usually played by the best and the worst over the heads of the majority in the middle.

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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that. - George Carlin

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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. George Carlin

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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. — George Carlin

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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. - George Carlin

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If we have the attitude that it’s going to be a great day, it usually is. — Catherine Pulsifier

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When someone is impatient and says, 'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day? - George Carlin

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The unexpected is usually what brings the unbelievable." --Mandy Kellogg Rye, Writer ― Simone Biles

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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. - George Carlin

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