I had no problem relating to Peter Parker. He feels like he might be in way over his head but is desperate to prove himself. - Jon Watts

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I'm not sentimental--I'm as romantic as you are. The idea, you know, is that the sentimental person thinks things will last--the romantic person has a desperate confidence that they won't.

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The game of history is usually played by the best and the worst over the heads of the majority in the middle.

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I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it. - George Carlin

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You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. - George Carlin

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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

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Big jobs usually go to the men who prove their ability to outgrow small ones. – Ralph Emerson

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'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist. - George Carlin

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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

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