Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

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Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

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We all fight a fight nobody knows about. — Jordin Tootoo, former professional hockey player

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Emily was a hero. Courageous and clearheaded, defiant and unapologetic, a figure of truth and power. In this person, I did not yet see myself. ― Chanel Miller, Know My Name

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History repeats itself, the first as tragedy, then as farce.

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A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he's not very bright.

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Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

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What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? ― Sherley Mondesir-Prescott, If Your Shoes Could Speak

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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