I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

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The world needs huge positive energy to fight against the negative forces. Go to the center of your inner begin and generate that positive energy for the welfare of the humanity. ― Amit Ray, World Peace: The Voice of a Mountain Bird

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Old is always fifteen years from now.

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A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future. - Denis Waitley

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You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.

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Funny to think that every day you have ever lived is a yesterday, and you will never live one single tomorrow. But then again, every day is a today when you’re living it. ― Mik Everett

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We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.

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After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.

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