More Quotes by Sarah Palin
He who cannot remember the past is condemned to remember the past. Or something.
We should create law based on the God of the Bible.
I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.
If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?
Waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.
We don't need to fundamentally transform America. We need to restore America.
I always remind people from outside our state that there’s plenty of room for all Alaska’s animals — right next to the mashed potatoes.
Thanksgiving is for real Americans not Indians. We founded this Christian nation. Why if it wasn’t for the God-fearing pilgrims, the natives would still be running around in loin cloths shooting at things with their arrows.
We say keep your change, we'll keep our God, our guns, our constitution.
Polls? Nah... they're for strippers and cross country skiers.
