We should create law based on the God of the Bible.

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Polls? Nah... they're for strippers and cross country skiers.

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I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.

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These global warming studies [are] a bunch of snake oil science.

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We say keep your change, we'll keep our God, our guns, our constitution.

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Only dead fish go with the flow.

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What does the vice president do?

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The man can only ride you when your back is bent.

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He who cannot remember the past is condemned to remember the past. Or something.

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Waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.

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