If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?

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He who cannot remember the past is condemned to remember the past. Or something.

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We should create law based on the God of the Bible.

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What does the vice president do?

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We don't need to fundamentally transform America. We need to restore America.

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Canada needs to dismantle its public health-care system and allow private enterprise to get involved and turn a profit.

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We say keep your change, we'll keep our God, our guns, our constitution.

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I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.

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How do you know there’s not a door to heaven in the sky between Malaysia and Vietnam?

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These global warming studies [are] a bunch of snake oil science.

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