Polls? Nah... they're for strippers and cross country skiers.

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Thanksgiving is for real Americans not Indians. We founded this Christian nation. Why if it wasn’t for the God-fearing pilgrims, the natives would still be running around in loin cloths shooting at things with their arrows.

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We don't need to fundamentally transform America. We need to restore America.

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The people don't elect U.S. presidents, God does.

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Waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.

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I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.

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We say keep your change, we'll keep our God, our guns, our constitution.

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The man can only ride you when your back is bent.

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Rain is something the democrats use to sell umbrellas.

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America's finest - our men and women in uniform, are a force for good throughout the world, and that is nothing to apologize for.

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