How do you know there’s not a door to heaven in the sky between Malaysia and Vietnam?

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Polls? Nah... they're for strippers and cross country skiers.

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Mr. President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.

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The man can only ride you when your back is bent.

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Hope is not a strategy.

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These global warming studies [are] a bunch of snake oil science.

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America's finest - our men and women in uniform, are a force for good throughout the world, and that is nothing to apologize for.

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You either get free stuff or you get freedom. You cannot have both and you need to make a choice.

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We should create law based on the God of the Bible.

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Rain is something the democrats use to sell umbrellas.

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