What does the vice president do?

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If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?

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You either get free stuff or you get freedom. You cannot have both and you need to make a choice.

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Thanksgiving is for real Americans not Indians. We founded this Christian nation. Why if it wasn’t for the God-fearing pilgrims, the natives would still be running around in loin cloths shooting at things with their arrows.

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These global warming studies [are] a bunch of snake oil science.

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I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.

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Only dead fish go with the flow.

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The man can only ride you when your back is bent.

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Hope is not a strategy.

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We should create law based on the God of the Bible.

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