You either get free stuff or you get freedom. You cannot have both and you need to make a choice.

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Rain is something the democrats use to sell umbrellas.

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Canada needs to dismantle its public health-care system and allow private enterprise to get involved and turn a profit.

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How do you know there’s not a door to heaven in the sky between Malaysia and Vietnam?

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What does the vice president do?

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Waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.

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I always remind people from outside our state that there’s plenty of room for all Alaska’s animals — right next to the mashed potatoes.

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The man can only ride you when your back is bent.

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We should create law based on the God of the Bible.

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We don't need to fundamentally transform America. We need to restore America.

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