If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?

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We should create law based on the God of the Bible.

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Rain is something the democrats use to sell umbrellas.

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America's finest - our men and women in uniform, are a force for good throughout the world, and that is nothing to apologize for.

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Mr. President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.

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Polls? Nah... they're for strippers and cross country skiers.

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I always remind people from outside our state that there’s plenty of room for all Alaska’s animals — right next to the mashed potatoes.

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How do you know there’s not a door to heaven in the sky between Malaysia and Vietnam?

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Waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.

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The man can only ride you when your back is bent.

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