More Quotes by Sarah Palin
How do you know there’s not a door to heaven in the sky between Malaysia and Vietnam?
Waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.
Rain is something the democrats use to sell umbrellas.
If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?
Thanksgiving is for real Americans not Indians. We founded this Christian nation. Why if it wasn’t for the God-fearing pilgrims, the natives would still be running around in loin cloths shooting at things with their arrows.
Hope is not a strategy.
These global warming studies [are] a bunch of snake oil science.
We don't need to fundamentally transform America. We need to restore America.
He who cannot remember the past is condemned to remember the past. Or something.
Mr. President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.