Polls? Nah... they're for strippers and cross country skiers.

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Mr. President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.

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Thanksgiving is for real Americans not Indians. We founded this Christian nation. Why if it wasn’t for the God-fearing pilgrims, the natives would still be running around in loin cloths shooting at things with their arrows.

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Waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.

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What does the vice president do?

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The people don't elect U.S. presidents, God does.

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The man can only ride you when your back is bent.

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America's finest - our men and women in uniform, are a force for good throughout the world, and that is nothing to apologize for.

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Canada needs to dismantle its public health-care system and allow private enterprise to get involved and turn a profit.

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He who cannot remember the past is condemned to remember the past. Or something.

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