As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where – where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border.

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We say keep your change, we'll keep our God, our guns, our constitution.

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How do you know there’s not a door to heaven in the sky between Malaysia and Vietnam?

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The people don't elect U.S. presidents, God does.

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I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.

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You either get free stuff or you get freedom. You cannot have both and you need to make a choice.

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I really want Congress to do its job, the constitutional power that they have, to halt an imperial presidency, to halt this fundamental transformation of America that is making us an unrecognizable mess of a nation at this time.

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We don't need to fundamentally transform America. We need to restore America.

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Waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.

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Polls? Nah... they're for strippers and cross country skiers.

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