The people don't elect U.S. presidents, God does.

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Hope is not a strategy.

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Only dead fish go with the flow.

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Thanksgiving is for real Americans not Indians. We founded this Christian nation. Why if it wasn’t for the God-fearing pilgrims, the natives would still be running around in loin cloths shooting at things with their arrows.

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If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?

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We should create law based on the God of the Bible.

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We say keep your change, we'll keep our God, our guns, our constitution.

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As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where – where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border.

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Waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.

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The man can only ride you when your back is bent.

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